To Have Fun, Be Fun!
Here's the thing. As my recent informal survey reveals, the source of this frustration is increasingly a result of romantic relationships with MEN!
45 out of 50 women report that their men always were white socks - even with black shoes!
48 out of 50 report regularly having to put the toilet seat down.
A full 50 out of 50 women have been preempted by a televised sporting event!
Then when I found out that American women spend $500 million a year buying vibrators, I knew something had to be done. I knew I had to put myself out there. I am going to do my part to put these 'toys' out of service!
Here is my promise:
I will never put you in a car and say, "so where do you want to go?" I like to remain a bit unpredictable, but I guarantee fun. You can just sit back and trust my lead.
I will never flirt with your sister, flirt with your mother, criticize your friends, or ignore you in public. When I am with you, I give you my full attention (because I like the same).
I will never claim ignorance in bedmaking, lovemaking, ironing, cleaning or cooking. Around here, I do the cooking (and usually the dishes).
I will not buy tickets to MY favorite concert or sporting event for YOUR birthday.
I will not ask for a backrub and never offer one.
I will kiss you right and kiss you often.