Women Think of One Thing Only...
I talked to this one woman who said she'd hooked up with three guys online... the first was an aggressive asshole.
The second was a passive coward who walked out on her after the first little argument.
And the third, well, he was absolutely horrible in bed.
So, after three bad experiences, she was ready to give up. But she decided to take a chance with a guy she would not normally go for.
It was a man in a wheel chair. They chatted on the phone and had this instantaneous connection. They both knew that hooking up was inevitable.
So they decided to go with this feeling and meet that night.
She invited him over, and before long she heard the doorbell ring. She answered, and there on the front porch was this man in a wheel chair who didn't have any arms or legs.
The man reminded her of the three prior lovers and said "As you can see, I have no arms so I will never hit you, and I have no legs so I will never walk away when times are tough."
The woman replied, "Yeah yeah, but are you good in bed?"
And the man said with a smirk, "How do you think I rang the doorbell?"
Haha. Can you believe that? Nothing to worry about except some long hard cock!
Women are so sex-obsessed!